Monday, August 29, 2005

When Worlds Collide

Proof that you should never say never:

A few days back, I caught the new creature flick The Cave, and, like a true obsessive-compulsive film geek, stayed to watch every frame of the closing credits. As terms like "gaffer" and "best boy" scrolled past, the unmistakable sound of prog-metal came pouring out of the speakers.

Actually, galloped out of the speakers was more like it. Like all progressive rock -especially the harder-edged stuff- this music suddenly filled my head with visions of sword-clutching valkyries, mist-covered battlefields, and Nordic women on horseback. You could practically hear the sound of fifteen-sided dice hitting mom's dining room table.

The song was overwrought, pretentious, and melodramatic to the point of comedy, except that -and here's the rub- I actually kind of liked it. In fact, "liked it" is a bit of an understatement. Perhaps it was the lateness of the hour, or its association with a fairly decent horror film, or some sort of blood sugar imbalance, but the song sounded fucking great. It had all the best elements of metal -a pounding, hammering relentlessness- topped by a swirling, Celtic guitar line, all overlaid with lush, wailing female vocals. It was like some really, hellishly-rockin' version of Riverdance.

Anyway, watching 'til the end, I discovered that the song, "Nemo", was by Finnish superstars Nightwish, and, -once I was able to flush images of a Pixar clownfish out of my head- I flashed back to the very first meeting Joni and I had with BtJ musical director Chris. Over coffee at My Father's Place, we had drilled him mercilessly about his background and musical taste, culminating in a listing of his five favorite musical acts.

His numero uno? Nightwish.

My thoughts on prog-rock are well known, and, the rare exception aside, I've found precious little in that genre to be inspiring or captivating. Nothing personal---it just ain't me. All of which makes it even more interesting, and, in a way, heartening, that I dug the tune so much. That I can discover, in the unlikliest of places and genres, a new song to love.....well, that's what Bigger than Jesus is all about.

I plan to hunt down a Nightwish CD the next time I'm out. I'll file it right next to Tommy Tutone...and I mean that in a good way.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Kings of the Nighttime World

Well, cross another item off my "things to do before I die" list.

Last night (er...actually this morning) we immortalized My Father's Place, Portland's premier late-night hangout, and site of many, many marathon Bigger than Jesus work sessions.

For more Saturdays and Sundays than I even care to remember, Joni and I would hold down a booth in the dark, smoky, somewhat spooky recesses of this Portland landmark, scribbling furiously on yellow legal pads, and trying desperately to wrangle control of this stageplay behemoth we had created.

The food is cheap, the coffee hot, and the atmosphere fairly screams "rock and roll."

Anyway, with a potent mixture of Tom Waits and Aerosmith blaring from the jukebox, we whipped the story and script into shape, and the rest is history.

Last night/this morning, we revisted My Father's Place, this time with our intrepid crew in tow (a gang of folks who really deserve merit badges and combat pay at this point.) From 2am until just after 6am, we filmed a long series of interviews with the folks who made Bigger than Jesus happen, tracing it from inception to execution, and chronicling the ups, down, and near disasters that happened along the way.

In the process, we committed to film a small, largely unspoken tribute to a place that aided us immeasurably throughout the creative process. It didn't have Stephen King's iconic "shuttable door", but it was where we did our best work, and it was only fitting that it was where we gathered to look back on the whole ride.

Next up, we film the final, and perhaps greatest, of all the bonus features, after which, we hunker down to finish post-production and manufacturing of The Greatest Damned Thing Ever.

Stay tuned.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The times they are enragin'

So, uh... I just saw a commercial for Kaiser Permenente featuring Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A'Changin'"...

When did this happen? What the FUCK? It's layers of irony, one upon another, like an irony onion. I mean, one of America's most beautiful protest songs used to whore for The Man... and not just The Man, but Big Healthcare... one of the greediest of all The Men. Jesus christ, the balls on that guy!

But I have to ask myself ... why does it feel so terrible and wrong? Dylan's practically a senior citizen by now, should he be allowed to cash in on himself if he wants? Or does someone like Dylan -- a 'voice of a generation' type icon -- have a responsibility to maintain that legacy as long as he's alive?

Ugh, I dunno. It just makes me feel sick. Even though I haven't listened to Bob Dylan much since I was a teenager, I still feel like something inside me has been ripped out and stomped on.

I mean, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a citizen activist coalition would be urging the public to protest Bob Dylan for lending his music to a faceless, multi-billion-dollar corporation.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'

Sunday, August 21, 2005

new stills

UPDATE
A few familiar faces up on the photoblog ...


I put a few stills from the documentary up on the photoblog for your viewing pleasure. (In particular, from the Shout It Out Loud concert a couple weeks back.) I'll continue to add stills here and there as editing progresses.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Well, there's no changing it now...

This morning, accompanied by ace cameraman Patrick and director of photography Nate, we shot some additional footage at the NW Music Millennium location---including the now-infamous "The Ten Rock Albums You Should Own, But Don't" list.

Deprived of sleep and low on caffeine, I managed to slur my way through most of it, and even contrived to work in an anecdote about evil, Southern clowns (hint, hint.)

So, for good or bad, it's locked, and there's no going back on it; come December 3rd, I'm sure the brickbats will be flying, but that's half the fun, anyway.

We also taped a brief intro to the DVD, and hammered down some additional details for the coolest bonus feature of all...one that I'm giddy over the prospect of filming. More details to come...stay tuned.

(Thanks to Music Millennium owner Terry Currier , and to store manager Krissy, who let us drag three hundred pounds of equipment through the store, and who did her very best not to snicker as I sang the praises of a certain long-haired, bombastic, latter-day rock-and-roll messiah.)

Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Rock Album You Should Own, But Don't

Among the bonus features on the Bigger than Jesus DVD is a segment focusing on overlooked rock albums...those records which, for whatever reason, escaped public notice upon release, and never attained their rightful spot in the pantheon.

Like everything else, this piece is the catalyst for hours and hours of hair-tearing, teeth-grinding, obsessive-compulsive agony...have I chosen wisely, or poorly?

Some choices are obvious (to me, at least); others are less so, and it's those records about which I fret. I live in the eternal shadow of fear---fear that I've neglected some rock and roll masterwork, some musical crown jewel.

So, as always, I turn to you.

The question is this: What are the most overlooked rock albums of all time?*


* "Rock" is, of course, a subjective term, but, as a great man once said, we know it when we hear it. After a momentously difficult period of vacillation, I was eventually forced to leave The Caulfields' Whirligig off the list because, despite my firm belief that it's perhaps the single most overlooked record of the 90s, it still rings a little too "alternative pop" to quite make the cut. Fantastic stuff, though, and criminally overlooked.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

The pieces are falling into place...

Sound Wizard/Overlord/Guru Ken DeRouchie and I just came from The Dry County Crooks' rehearsal space, where, for the first time, we heard them perform the Bigger than Jesus closing credit song.

All I can say is...sweet holy Goddamn Jesus.

When this thing is done, it's gonna tear your head off...it's gonna be a monster. It'll be the perfect capper to a film whose heart and soul are based in the power of music...the power of rock and roll.

I can't wait. 107 days and counting.

at long last.......

I'm pleased to report that, yesterday afternoon, Guitarist Jay officially welcomed his (undoubtedly) future musical genius spawn into the collective.

His kid was born, in other words.

A girl!

And in about two months ... once he learns that, tiny as they may be, those little suckers have freakishly strong fists of fury ... he'll most certainly be chopping off all that hair.

Congratulations Jay!!

attention Jairus and Camera #2...

this won't mean anything to anyone else, but check it out.......

Monday, August 15, 2005

The boundless talent of the Bigger Than Jesus House Band members continues to dominate the cityscape of our town with...

John Hughes and his rocking band Puffer

Wednesday, August 17th
Rock-n-Roll Pizza
11140 SE Powell Blvd (112th & Powell)
$5, 8pm, 21+

Friday, August 12, 2005

I just came from a sneak peek of Shout It Out Loud at an outdoor Vancouver festival, and I urge you to go see them tomorrow night at Dante's. You really, really, really don't want to miss it. I'll be there, with Rick and a cameraman in tow, to film them for the documentary. These guys are masters of mimicry, bearing the one true mark of a great tribute band -- after a few minutes, you forget that they're not the real thing.

And to the BtJ band and singers ... you think you know Jay ... you spent two long nights a week for a few months with him, watching him play, marveling at his skill ..... but you ain't seen nothin' till you seen his Ace. And the shades of Paul Stanley we saw in Eric during the finale are on full display in spandexy, girly, grease painty glory.

Don't be foolish, mortals, and GO!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

wanna rock and roll all night?

well, do you?

You may remember Eric, who played Paul Stanley in the show. And you may remember Jay, the BTJ House Band Guitarist. Well, when they're not busy slaving away at our big, dumb rock show, they're performing with Shout It Out Loud, the world-famous KISS tribute band, as Paul Stanley and Ace Frehely, respectively.

And they're making a rare appearance at Dante's this Saturday night with Tri-Polar opening at 11pm. Click here for more info.

"From the dead on '77 era costumes, to the full on stage show, Shout It Out Loud truly is the ultimate Kiss Experience."

BE THERE!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

'nuff said...

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

okay, sissies ... time to redeem yourselves

I've scheduled another documentary shoot to give those of you who wussed out last time a chance to make it up to me.

TONIGHT!

Tuesday, August 9th
Dante's, 1 SW 3rd Avenue & Burnside
Arrive between 5 and 8 pm (ish)


So be there! And have your photos and ticket stubs and rock stories ready! Remember, no white shirts or busy patterns.

Enjoy Ground Zero Live while you await your turn in front of the camera.

I've heard that maybe even Dean Hockman will be there... if he's not too busy cheating on me with some real director.




(He'll never love you like I do, Dean)

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Of Emails and Editing.

In the category of "things that arrive in my in-box late at night", add this recent email from Joni:

"I'M EDITING, BABY! EDITING! I just put my first little behind-the-scenes bit together! It's 1 minute long! It took about three hours! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm never sleeping again!"

That was followed up by actually seeing some of the rough footage in a substantially less-rough state. Starting with the behind-the-scenes stuff, and then with some of the interview footage for the DVD bonus features, I have to say I was knocked out. This stuff -some of it, anyway- is of VH1 quality, visually, and is easily better than some of that stuff, content-wise.

Basically, what I'm saying is that we rock. I mean, it's true.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

new photoblog!

I created a photoblog over at http://biggerthanjesus.buzznet.com. There's nothing there you haven't already seen here, but they're all in one convenient location now! I'll be using it for galleries from now on, to avoid having to make lengthy posts like the one below. Anyway... enjoy!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

in celebration of my boys...

So, being the crazed party animals we are, we threw a wrap party at my humble home in Vancouver the weekend after the show. It was a wild night!

(Sadly, more lemonade was consumed than beer at the wrap party. That's how fuckin' rockin' we are...)

Music Director Chris was there, in all his fashionable glory. Also present was pretty boy Aquanet Andrew and his big, batshit crazy eyes.

There's always that one guy at the party who makes a beeline for the acoustic guitar and plays it all night long. That guy was Jairus.

Singer Jesse was there with his special lady friend. Everyone quickly grew weary of my 'Jesse's Girl' jokes.

Singer John arrived with his faithful dog Cabo AKA Humpy McHumper at his side. (For thrilling tales of John's dog taking a huge crap on the stage at the theater after the show, be sure to tune into the DVD commentary)

Guitarist Brian demonstrated that he is doing his part to ensure the legacy of rock in future generations. As is Guitarist Jay, who showed up with his extremely pregnant wife. (Has she had her baby yet? Anyone?)

Clyde was there, of course, because free food was involved.

Quite possibly the cutest couple on earth, Rob the Set Builder and his wife arrived with some fabulous stuffed mushrooms.

TB Player Michael did some weird impression I didn't really understand. Dig his sweet ride, though.

Also present were the damn handsome Nate and Sigfried (Director of Photography and Lighting Designer, respectively).

And of course, the glue that holds this whole freak show together, the Talent.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Bigger than Jesus has a release date!

Mark this date in your calendars, friends and neighbors: December 3rd, 2005.

That's the day that Bigger than Jesus: The Diary of a Rock and Roll Fan, the motion picture, will make its way into your hearts, libraries, and wallets.

Exciting details to follow, including the official Bigger than Jesus DVD release party.

Stay tuned...only 123 days remain until the greatest moment in human history!

Monday, August 01, 2005

hell yeah

Jairus and Scooter lay it down like only two white boys in Gresham can

Please note: Not work-safe

Now with functioning comments!