Monday, November 28, 2005

D'oh.---UPDATED

I should note that in addition to our own Nate Baker, Comcast's Ken Lotka has been in touch, and was very gracious about last night's technical woes. Things will be scheduled for re-broadcast within a short time.

Nothing can stop the rock!

Rock Roundtable, Part II Airs Tonight!

Thanks to everyone who checked out the premier installment of Rock Roundtable on Sunday night. Part II airs this evening (Monday) at 8:30pm, on CNW (Comcast channel 14.)

Part II features guests including Clyde Lewis, Chris Morris, Jay Haygood (from the BtJ house band and Shout it Out Loud), and myself.

Among tonight's topics of discussion:

-Do bands make better music when they're under the influence?

-Does rap-metal suck, or are Gen-Xers just becoming cranky old guys?

-KISS unmasked vs. makeup era, which was truly better?

(As a side note, the program's sound mix favors some home audio systems over others. Depending on your setup, your volume might seem excessively high or low. Adjust as needed. Rinse. Repeat.)

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Rock Roundatble (part one) Airs Tonight!

Set your TiVos, friends and neighbors. Tonight (Sunday the 27th), Rick will be hosting the premier installment of Rock Roundtable on CNW (Comcast channel 14).

The show airs at 11pm, and features a panel of musicians and music-industry folks talking about rock music and rock culture. Tonight's panel includes Eric Helzer (of band Shout it Out Loud), Janeen Rundle (formerly of Sony Music, now of the Oregon Music Hall of Fame), and Brian Lehfeldt (of Portland's own Tri-Polar.)

Among the subjects tackled in this debut episode:

-Does Poison get a bad rap?

-What makes a song or band "metal"?

-Can chicks truly rock?


A completely different episode airs tomorrow night (Monday) at 8:30pm...more details to come.

And, of course, we are now just six days away from the Bigger than Jesus release party at Sabala's Mt. Tabor, featuring a live performance from the BtJ house band, other distinguished musical guests, and a "special guest" list of thousands, including all your favorite Rick Emerson Show and Bigger than Jesus cast members. That's coming on Saturday, December 3rd...9pm. Be there!

Friday, November 25, 2005

why i love wil wheaton...

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Ten Days and Counting...

What: The release party for Bigger than Jesus: The Diary of a Rock and Roll Fan.

When: Saturday, December 3rd, 9pm.

Where: Sabala's Mt. Tabor (4811 SE Hawthorne Blvd.)


After a long, nearly three-year journey, the greatest moment of your lives happens on December third. Cancel your other plans, tell your family to get stuffed, and bring your friends; the Bigger than Jesus DVD release party will be the loudest, best thing you've ever attended. A small sampling of the festivities:

-A screening of never-before-seen footage from the DVD, including scenes from I Was a Teenage Dirtbag.

-The live musical stylings of Jairus Minsky (the BtJ voice of Ozzy Osbourne) along with his partner in crime, A Man Named Scooter. They'll be performing a custom-picked list of hard-rock classics in their own inimitable fashion, and making the ladies swoon.

-The entire cast and crew of Bigger than Jesus will be in attendance, including such luminaries as Sarah X. Dylan, Clyde Lewis, Aaron "Geek in the City" Duran, director Joni DeRouchie and yours truly. I might also keep an eye out for newsman Tim Riley, if I were you. More special guests to be announced as things draw near.

-You heard them at the Bigger than Jesus PSU performance, now witness their rock and roll might up close and personal. The Bigger than Jesus house band will be giving a special encore performance to close out the party---they'll be laying down a set of full-length songs from the stageplay as only they can. Plus...we'll be publicly revealing, for the first time ever, the actual, shocking, true name of the house band.

-And, of course, you'll be able to pick up your copies of either (or both) of the Bigger than Jesus DVDs, along with a few other related items, all of them perfect for gift-giving or hurling at neighbors in a drunken stupor.

So...there you go. The Bigger than Jesus DVD release party, Saturday, December 3rd, 9pm, at Sabala's Mt. Tabor. Keep watching this space for more details...and we'll see you there.

Set phasers to "RAWK"!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Rock Roundtable Airs This Sunday (and Monday)!

Is Poison metal? Does Metallica get a bad rap? Where did the term "Butt Rock" come from?

Set your TiVos now, kids; this coming Sunday night (the 27th), Rick Emerson hosts the premier installment of Rock Roundtable on CNW (Comcast channel 14). The show airs at 11pm, and features a panel of musicians and music-industry folks (including some familiar faces from Bigger than Jesus) talking about rock music and rock culture.

I think our actual description to the TV Guide people was: "Dudes like you argue about rock and roll while drinking in a bar", but I'm fairly sure they ignored that and imposed something more, er...acceptable.

The episode repeats on Monday the 28th, at 8:30pm.

This installment was filmed during the post-production sessions for Bigger than Jesus, and features Portland's very own Sabala's Mt. Tabor as its backdrop.

It's the second-best thing you've ever seen, so don't miss it! Rock Roundtable on CNW (Comcast channel 14), this coming Sunday night (the 27th) at 11pm, with an encore the following night at 8:30pm.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

pichers

so, screw that photo blog.

here's a couple of photos from our thankfully-not-as-chaotic-as-we'd-anticipated commentary recording session this past weekend....


Rick, Joni, Chris, and Director of Photography Nate


Rick, Joni, Chris, and Drummer Andrew

it was the plastic lawn chairs that really made us feel like rock stars.


And here are a few stills from the documentary In the Beginning: The Creation and Evolution of Bigger Than Jesus, shot and edited by the mighty Nate Baker, available on Disc #2 of the Bigger Than Jesus Collection....


Musical Director Chris**


Lighting Designer Sigfried and Stage Manager Aaron


Rick and Yoko

** yes... he does smile. It should be noted, however, that he was describing how satisfying it is to be an elitist prick at the moment that still was snapped.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Hey, look! It's Walt Flanagan!

So...apart from opening credits and a few other minor tweaks, the final new material was recorded for the Bigger than Jesus DVD on Saturday. About a dozen of us sat down in a Portland studio and recorded the feature-length commentary that accompanies the film. Headed by Joni DeRouchie and myself, the commentary also features musical director Chris Morris, numerous BtJ house band members, key crew personnel, and a bottle of Maker's Mark. Mmm....slurry.

Following in the tradition of the Boogie Nights and Cannibal: The Musical commentaries, ours is a combination of behind-the-scenes observations and crude non-sequiturs---in fact, you'll be able to tell within sixty seconds or so whether the commentary is for you. (Hint: evacuate small children from the room beforehand.)

All-in-all, it's another slice of entertainment for your Bigger than Jesus dollar, and one that we're pretty proud of. Next time, Carrot Top!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

from our friends in Puffer.....
Wild Side (motley crue tribute) with Puffer at Sabala's Mt. Tabor wednesday November 2nd. "come at 8... PUFFER starts at 8:30....Wild Side at 10:30... You'll be home before midnight, you lazy fuck."

also...
to our friends in nicodemus...congratulations on acquiring american distribution of your new cd. now americans of poor taste will be able to purchase it domestically before underappreciating it. (a big >>backspace<< to you both.)

Apropos of, well....everything.

As part of my effort to curb the sprawl currently rendering my basement unusable, I'm working my way through boxes, one by one, judging their contents, and either refiling them in a concise fashion, or selling/discarding them.

This process has been ongoing for a few weeks now, and I finally reached the most difficult part of it: assessing my CD collection.

I don't know how many CDs I have -I stopped counting at a thousand- but I do know that sifting through them is like examining clay layers in an archeological dig; each box, each stack, each pile represents a time in my life, and contains, preserved forever, a set of experiences and memories...some good, some not.

There are long-forgotten EPs (who remembers the band Dandelion???), curious CD singles (Freddie Mercury singing "The Great Pretender"), and hard-found collectibles now made less exotic by the age of MP3s (my cherished box set of Oasis singles and B-sides, imported from Britain, which cost somewhere in the neighborhood of nine million dollars.)

At the risk of sounding like The Old Guy In The Record Store, it's worth noting that many of my imports and collections came with small tchotchkes, and, as we move further into the digital era, these things will be lost---some future version of Rick will have to do without the AC/DC bottle opener that accompanied the Bon Scott box set.

And so, speaking of the modern era, my true task is upon me. I must now begin the laborious job of archiving all (or at least most) of my CDs digitally. This is one of those things that, like creating a library's card catalog, will be great (and relatively easy to maintain) once it's done. Actually doing it however, requires endless, tedious hours of pointing, clicking, stacking, and sorting. Worst of all are those not-too-rare times when the online CD identifier fails to recognize some disc or other (although I was impressed to see that Slam Suzanne's On the Floor with Your Mom was in their database.) In such cases, ten or twelve different song titles must all be entered by hand, along with year of release, genre, composer, etc. (Well....I guess they don't have to be, but if I don't do it, the OCD fairies start to call to me at night, and I find myself at the keyboard, blearily pecking in the names of a dozen obscure Carcass songs.)

In the end, though, it's worth it, if only for the absolute, physical proof it provides of music's importance in my life. Looking around my office, and taking in the endless mountains of CDs (vinyl archiving comes next), I don't think about the work, the storage space my newly-organized collection will take, or even the tens of tousands of dollars I must have spent on this music. Instead, I think about where I was when I bought a certain album, or how long I waited in line to purchase something I deemed especially important.

My mom once said that you could measure a person by how they treated their books. I would extend that to include their treatment of the music they own. So...my VHS Blackadder collection? Gone. My inexplicable mound of blank reel-to-reel tapes? History. But the music? Ah, the music...remains.