yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate day...
You know ... I was doing Talk Like a Pirate Day back before it was cool. (I never had a groovy pirate shirt like Andrew, though.) I can remember when Talk Like a Pirate Day was a way for those in the know to irritate their families, friends, and co-workers with what was then an inside joke amongst an elite few web geeks.
But now, like everything else good, Talk Like a Pirate Day has become all mainstream and stuff -- ruined forever by greedy bastards trying to make a buck.
Face it... once Dave Barry writes about it in his column... it ain't cool anymore.
So we need something new with which to irritate and perplex our co-workers.
In the spirit of that...... I declare tomorrow to be official...
Intergalactic Talk Like Paul Stanley Day!
(Unfortunately, Paul Stanley speak is far more difficult to spell phonetically than pirate talk)
But now, like everything else good, Talk Like a Pirate Day has become all mainstream and stuff -- ruined forever by greedy bastards trying to make a buck.
Face it... once Dave Barry writes about it in his column... it ain't cool anymore.
So we need something new with which to irritate and perplex our co-workers.
In the spirit of that...... I declare tomorrow to be official...
Intergalactic Talk Like Paul Stanley Day!
(Unfortunately, Paul Stanley speak is far more difficult to spell phonetically than pirate talk)
2 Comments:
Peee-pol!!! Howz ev-ray body feeeil??? AHHHH yeahhhhh. I'a tell yu..... tonight iz gonna be one rock n roll paty..... yu peee-pol like ta paty??
I don't know how to talk like Paul Stanley. Can I talk like Gene Simmons?
"This is the KISS coffin. You can use the KISS coffin to keep you officially licensed KISS beverages cool by filling it up with ice cubes made from official KISS ice cube trays from a KISS freezer. Or you can put an offical KISS corpse inside of it, and bury it at the KISS cemetery. You can adorn your plot at the KISS cemetery with a KISS headstone."
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