Tuesday, May 31, 2005

okay how about something fun!

Enough of this gloomy talk!

How about a peek into The Nerdy Girl Glossary:

IHOR (noun)
1. International House of Rock
2. Not so much a geographical location as a state of mind, baby

Hockman (noun)
1. Promising to be somewhere but then not showing up. As in "Dude pulled a Hockman, man!"
[origin: named for famed, 21st century no-shower Dean Hockman]

Chin [Chinned, Chinning] (verb)
1. The act of granting permission to use a location for filming and/or rehearsing, then, upon arrival of cast and crew, abruptly changing your mind and leaving cast and crew stranded on sidewalk with nowhere to go. As in "Dude chinned us, man!"
[origin: named for the historic screwing of the "Remote Control" production of 2004 by Mr. Chin of Leo's Smokefree Coffee Shop. Have fun make movie my ass...]

Piss! Pants! Fuck! (noun)
1. Gibberish phrase used in times of anger and distress
[origin: uttered by noted sociopath Sigfried Seeliger shortly before the heads were discovered in his freezer, ziploced and neatly labeled]

Ubergeek (noun)
1. See photo

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My life would be complete if I could milk an ewok to the tune of the Yub Dub song. Oh yeah.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

And I've been calling it the "Jub Jub" song all this time. Damn, stupid defective ears.

Not that it matters now---hasn't Lucas replaced it in the SEs?

1:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't know, the SE's will never grace my DVD player. Laser disc transfers forever! The Yub Dub song will forever be heard throughout mine house! Now hand me that ewok nipple, that I may caress the fluid of life out of it's milky sac.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewok chicks are hot, they just have less upperlip hair than italian women. Is it bad to "really enjoy" the scene when the ewokettes are jumping up and down.

I think that Sigfried guy is just misunderstood. He uses rubbermaid containers and those vacume bags, never ziplock.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Todd W. said...

"Many Bothans died bringing us this light chicken sauce..."

And "wow" with the "celebrate the life" name-check. Just...wow. Although are you sure that isn't "celebrate the Life Day"?

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many Bothans were tortured by witnessing this Holiday Special. Gramps is jerking it to human porn again!!!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Joni DeRouchie said...

gawd, must you guys turn everything into a big dork-o-rama??

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just look at that picture!

You were begging for a dorksplosion with that kind of ammo.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Now back to the focus of this post: Nerdygirl's BTJ Gloss...

STAGE RIGHT: The other side of the stage than the one you think.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymouslystephen - that is one freaky pic.

9:41 PM  

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