CREW CALL! SEEKING ...

Stagehands
Ticket Booth Ops
Ushers

Stagehands
Must be available ALL WEEKEND June 25th & 26th, responsible for a wide variety of miscellaneous duties typical to a theater production. If you have experience with setting up live sound for a band or seminar or bar mitzvah or whatever, please indicate that experience in your email. It's not required for all stagehands, but would come in damn handy.

Ticket Booth Ops
Must be available June 26th. Job duties include checking the names of folks in line against a big, long-ass list and distributing tickets accordingly. It's gonna be hot and it's gonna be a big crowd, so speed, efficiency, and a high bullshit threshold will go a long way towards making the will-call experience more pleasant for everyone.

Ushers
Must be available June 26th. Job duties include managing the will-call lines outside, answering ticket-related questions, checking tickets upon entry of the theater, and filling out spaces in the seating, as it will be a sold out show.

Ticket Booth Ops and Ushers may be required to participate in a little bit of costuming. And I'd prefer them to be girls. Boys are icky.

I have no gender preference for stagehands, however.

Email me if you are interested in any of these positions.

P.S. You won't get paid. You will get a ticket to the show, though, and also my love.